Girl: It's not that I want you with me all the time; But it's just I don't want anyone else to have you even for a second. . .. ... .... Boy: Aaye Haye, Teri English!
A girl and a boy got married. Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge ke Doosre Din hi Unka Bacha hua . . . . . . . . Khaana Kharab ho Geya! Fridge Mein Nahi Rakha tha na... Don't be shocked... just read it again carefully!
A boy saw a beautiful girl and immediately went to her to propose her. "I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Kaa Kahat Ho? Hamka Angrezi Nahi Aawat Hai! Boy: Kuchcho Naahi Didi, Paani Maangat Rahey!
Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho? . . . . . Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun!
Kya Aapki Girl Friend Ke Paas Yeh Sab Hai? Sulagta Jism? Nashili Ankhen? Kanp-kapate Honth? Tharthrata Badan? Agar hai.. . . . . To Usko SWINE FLU Hua Hai!
Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho? Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!